Tottering By Gently She Goes to Bed Linen Union Tea Towel


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This humorous tea towel is a great gift for any couple, with funny illustrations detailing the contrast between men and women when going to bed. Featuring 10 different images and captions (listed below), it's something every couple can relate to.

  • Approx Size: L74 x W48 cm approx
  • Linen Union 55% linen/45% cotton (A blend of linen yarn and cotton, soft, supple and more crease resistant than pure linen)
  • Machine washable at 40°C


  1. "Night darling - I'm off to bed..."
  2. Picks up plates, glasses, mugs and newspapers around the house...
  3. Empties the dishwasher, finishes wine, loads the dishwasher...
  4. Puts the dogs out, gives them their night time gravy bone...
  5. Hangs out the washing...
  6. Puts out all the lights and locks the doors...
  7. Has a bath and cleans the bathroom up...
  8. Checks her emails, reboots router & writes tomorrows 'to do' list...


  1. "Right. I'm off to bed..."
  2. Falls asleep and snores loudly.


UK Postage and Packing Charges

These rates apply to standard UK delivery only: (all British Isles including BFPO & Channel Islands). Small goods are sent via Royal Mail and a courier service is used for larger orders.

Delivery ServiceCostEstimated Time
Royal Mail Large Letter£1.992 - 3 Days
Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class£4.492 - 3 Days
Royal Mail 1st Class£5.991 - 2 Days
Next Working Day£8.991 - 2 Days
Saturday Delivery£12.99Saturday

*Some post codes may incur excess shipping charges for heavier items and we reserve the right to request this from our customers before shipment. Should you decide you do not want to incur this additional cost, you may cancel your order with no costs being incurred.


How quickly will my order arrive?

  • Next working day orders must be received before 11am to be processed the same day for delivery next working day. Please note that next working day deliveries are on a Monday to Friday basis and are available for UK destinations only.
  • Most orders dispatched same working day if ordered before 2pm
  • We have various delivery services available to match your requirements


International Orders

Please note we have temporarily suspended all orders to Europe due to the current Covid travel restrictions and Brexit regulations. We have also temporarily suspended worldwide shipping.


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Returns Information

Country & Home prides itself on the quality of our service and we always endeavour to meet the highest standards our customers deserve. If you are not 100% happy with your purchase, then we offer a 14 day returns policy. 

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Customer Reviews


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